Ultrsound

Will and I are at a meeting with his old boss who is now like an insurance salesmen or something equivalent to. He pulls out of his desk drawer a 8x10 picture of a ultrasound that has his face photoshop'd onto it so it looks like he is looking down at the baby and the baby is looking up at him. He puts it in the crook of his arm and is rocking it like it is a real baby.

Reality TV Show

I am sort of working for a TV show and I am editing together video clips of women who for some reason are full of gas and vomit. The clips show women so swollen from gas and vomit that their skin is translucent and looks like a condom full of air. Some of the clips show women throwing up. I don't know specifically what was causing it other then we were blaming a specific man who we never really name or show.

(I think I was having this dream because my morning sickness is back in full force.)

Chipmunk Piranhas

So we are heading somewhere and I am in an old horse drawn cart with a few other people traveling down a dirt road. We stop for some reason and I see a chipmunk with its head stuck in the ground. I lay flat in the cart and reach down and grab it by it tail and pull it out. As I am doing this someone yells “NO” but I already have it out and up to eye level. It stretches to the guy next to me, turns its head and opens it mouth. It has these piranhas like teeth. Its mouth opens up like 4 times the size of the chipmunk and it bites off the face of the guy next to me, literally there is only bone left. Everyone freaks, I dropped the creature and it landed in the cart so everyone is jumping out, but no one wants to be on the ground with them so people are grabbing tree branches and swinging themselves up. The chipmunks can’t jump or climb.

I am in this really old historic hotel and all of my family is there. It has red velvet carpet, narrow hallways, and several floors. Everyone is staying on different floors. I m trying to warn people about the chipmunks they are in the hotel. I see my grandpa coming down the stairs and he doesn’t know and I see 2 coming after him. I start yelling at him and manage to get him in a room before they get to us. I am trying to get to the daycare which is on another floor. Aerona is there I need to know she is safe. I get to the stairwell and start heading down a floor, but I am in an old unused stairwell and there are pipes running across the stairs that I have to crawl under and over. I am trying to hurry because I can hear them coming. I get to the floor and run to the day care. There is a 3rd grader playing in the hall and I grab her as I run into the daycare waiting room. It has a half door that I shut and then I run into the day care and shut the glass door. The staff is getting mad at me because the door is suppose to stay open and I am trying to explain what is going on. We hear someone scream and they believe me. Aerona is safe, but not all of my nieces and nephews are here. There are two people in the waiting room and they agree to go looking for them. I go back into the waiting room to man the door. I see Will coming with two chipmunks on his tail he is not going to make it to where I am at so he jumps into the bathroom, I tell him to stay there and I will tell him when the coast is clear. Then I see Toto coming down the hallway sniffing the ground, he has another chipmunk following him. The chipmunk is acting like it is a game and is waiting for Toto to turn around before it attacks. I call to Toto, he runs to me but just outside the door the chipmunks attack him. They took several small bites out of his belly, his hair was in the way. Toto is laying on his side, when Will comes out of the bathroom and tip toes to where I am at, he crawls over the half door then yells for Toto who jumps up and over the door.

(I totally think this dream could be made into a SyFy movie they have such weird movies like Mega python vs. Gatoroid, Sharktopus, Dino Shark, and Mongolian Death Worm.)

Amniocentesis

I am getting my amniocentesis done, and once they stuck the needle in my belly spasmed and the needle broke off in the womb. So now they are rushing me to the hospital for an emergency c-section and trying to get me to hold as still as possible, but Aerona is moving around and keeps getting poked so she is throwing a fit and we can’t get her to stop moving and every time she moves she gets poke by a needle again.

Needles

I came home from the Dr with this stacks of pills in plastic sleeves. I had to store them in the freezer, they were my chemo treatment, because I got cancer of the needle from all the stupid shots I had been having to take.

Break in

I woke up to a loud bang like someone had kicked down the door, I rolled over and tried to wake up Will so he could go investigate, he grabbed my wrist and mumbled before going back to sleep. I then hear another crash from inside the house, so now I am fight with Will to get him to wake up but he won’t and he won’t let go of my wrists. I really woke up then, and realized everything is fine, and the wrist guards I was wearing was why I thought he was hold me. Unfortunately it took me a long time to go back to sleep.

Mortgage Companies

So everyone's phone is the shape of a brick that is embedded in the outside wall by the front door. So mine is ringing, I answer it and it is a mortgage company saying that I am late on my payments. I tell her she has the wrong number, my mortgage is through Wells Fargo, and I hang up. They call back, and they keep calling over and over, telling me the calls will not stop till I pay them, but they won't listen to me when I tell them that my loan is not through them.

(I woke up from this one, heart pounding and a little freak out, like it was a serious nightmare)

School

I got a job working with the schools; my job was a cross between a truant officer and a social worker. I did evaluations on the problem kids. I worked with the high school level, but we were located in the Junior High Building. My first day at work, the principle wanted to go over some files. So we went into Lani’s classroom, and took two empty desk in the back. She started asking me about the evaluations, (I did the evaluation several months before when I first worked at the school, but I only stayed for 5 days before I got a different job.) Lani saddening collapses with massive pains in her belly. We look her over and she doesn’t appear to be giving birth, so we send her to the nurse’s office. After a while Lani comes back to teach her class, she is not pregnant anymore.

I go out front of the school and start checking out the vehicles parked out front. There is a big greyhound bus that looks suspicious. I get on the bus and there is a bomb on it. I run back inside and tell the staff which is in the front of the school to run. I hear a baby and grab Lani’s baby from the nurse’s office, I don’t have enough time anymore to get to the back of the school, so I run to the vault to seek shelter in there, but there is another bomb there. I run back and duck under a table as the first bomb goes off and the room gets showered in glass.

I realize that the bomb out front was a diversion and the other was to open the vault, I run to the vault to stop the thieves, they come at me with knives and I take my knife and cut one of their throats and stab the other in the chest I run up front and there is more thieves, I try to stop them.

But I wake up instead.

Tar Pits

I am living with all my family in my parents home, when the tar pits start erupting lava. I can see it from our house cause the pits are less then a mile away (near Demings Coca Cola Plant) I am so angry that no one told me we had Tar Pits. I keep wanting to know why no one told me and no one is concerned about the fact that their is flowing lava now.

Makeover

Lori and I decided to get makeover in disneyworld. She had her hair dyed black with purple streaks. I had braids put in that were black with lime green to match my glasses.

Spider Dog

I looked out the window by the laundry room and saw Domino jump over the fence, on the the side of the neighbors house climb up it and lay on the their roof to sunbath

The Tub

The bathtub was filling up so I could take a bath. When I went back into the bathroom the tub was almost about to run over the sides. But there was already ankle deep water. I start looking and I can see water leaking out from the side of the tub. I look back in the tub and it is almost empty

The Hold

I am going down this letter into a small hold, once in there there the hallways runs in both directions. I go one way a reach a room. I unlock the door into what looks like a dorm room. It is my room. I hear someone coming and I shut the door. It is a huge metal door that you can not break. They don't know that this is my room or that I am there. I hear them stick a little girl in the room across the hall. I wait for them to leave and I go and get her and hide her in my room. Soon I have friends come and we plan a way to get her out without getting caught. We keep trying but everytime we reach the top of the ladder we have to come back.

Do Better

I cannot believe how bad I have been keeping up my dream journal. I promise to do better!!!

Neighbor

Will got up to let out the dogs out. Shortly after they started barking so I got up and opened the door to yell at them. Then I shut the door and went to the bathroom. While I was in there I started hearing Will yell "What are you doing in here?" Lucky (the neighbor's dog) was on the bed, I looked and Gremlin was on the counter eating out of a pan.

Balloons

Two military soldiers were doing a weapons test; they each jumped out of a plane with 50 huge hot air balloons. Every 200 feet they released one until they did not have any more. We were watching the whole thing from the plane, then something happened to the plane and it was going to crash. We all jumped and landed near the two soldiers. The plane crashed about 200 yards away. We were in a rocky valley with a small stream running through it. On both sides of us were huge hills. We checked all of our phones only mom and I had one bar of signal strength, but it wasn’t consist enough for us to place a call. So we had everyone go through the wreckage, set up tents, mom and I hiked around the mountain (to rocky to go over) on the other side of the mountain was Disneyworld. We got inside and started looking for a phone. Finally I asked a cast member to use the phone, I was told I couldn’t and I told her I just needed to call 911 so it wouldn’t cost them anything, I began explaining about the plane crash. She picked up the phone and hit some numbers to get an outside line, dialed 911 and handed me the phone. As I explained to the operator what happened, I watch the cast member hide her name tag so if someone came by they would not have her name to report her for letting me use the phone. After the call we trekked back to the crash to wait for help. I decided to go hang out in the stream, Katy tells me that she doesn’t really like water, but she would come and just take off her shoes to soak her feet. Then we heard some vehicles coming and the search and rescue showed up to take us all home.

Shopping Cart

I was at work and decided I wanted an Ice tea, so I was went outside to go to the Holy Ground coffee shop. Outside of the office was a Pepper’s shopping cart, so I took it with me. At the coffee shop I got I got my tea and noticed that they had two kinds of a cookies so I asked how much the cookies were and she said “4” and I asked “$4.00 a cookie?!” she said with a huge sigh like I was dumb “No “ and she took 4 cookies and set them next to each other forming a box and then took a 5^th cookies and placed it in the on the top in the center of the 4. She then told me that I got these for 1 dollar. So I took a dollar‘s worth of both types of cookies. When I when to put them in the grocery cart, the cart was full of other bag from shopping at other stores.

Nanny

So Dave wants to move in but he has to have a job. So we are trying to find him a job. But there are not any jobs anywhere. So Will agrees to us having a baby so that Dave can be the Nanny.

Stuff

We are trying to have a Girl Scout meeting but another troop is having a lock in. The place is trashed. We keep having to crawl over all sorts of stuff to get into the rooms.

Bear

So we are living in this apt complex, and everyone is at moms apt. We are getting ready to Barbecue and I have to go get the grill from Waldo’s Apt. I get in the truck and start backing up when this huge bear come around the corner and jumps on the truck trying to get in. He takes off then goes to this yard and starting running back and forth along the fence, on the other side is a gorilla and they are like yelling at each other. I get on my cell and trying calling everyone to have them get inside. I can’t go the way I wanted to go because of the bear so I start pushing the truck up a long stair case.