the ring

So I was at home and the toilet stopped working if you flushed one the other would overflow. So Will went outside and took off the cap to the sewer line so the water would drain in the yard instead of the house but when he did it sewer water shot out like it was a broken fire hydrant…We were covered. So I went inside and took off my ring and then went to a women body building competition. I was the last one to compete and didn’t do too bad so I was in some dress room brush my hair after having shower off all that body sweat when some guy came and asked me out. I told him thanks for the offer but I was engaged so he said I didn’t have a ring and I tried to explain why I took it off but he didn’t believe me.