The Gate

I was at some conference with a group of people. Our two chaperones, a married couple, were taking us. There were two more conferences that I was not going to go to. Then I was asked to speak at the last one and I told them I would then one of the chaperones said he would call my parents. He got in a big fight with my dad over him paying for the next two conferences.

I got home and the dogs were all out. So I went to the backyard and the gates were open. Someone had let the dogs out because one gate was off the hinges. So I fixed the gate but the dogs kept getting out they started climbing the chain link fence. Drake was crawling under. I couldn’t figure out how come the fence wasn’t shocking him.

Sore

I had a sore on my knee and I kept telling people there is something wrong with it and no one believed me. Finally I took a knife and started cutting the skin around it off. When I did that I found two adult and 5 baby cockroaches. So I would stab them with the knife and flick them out until I got it clean.

I was in this house and everyone around me was Hispanic. Then these raiders came and were killing everyone. I took one man with me and showed him this cave under the stairs where we could hide. Then he fell in love with me and we got married. The raiders came again and I grabbed my daughter and we hid in the cave. I came out to try and get some food and was shot, so I played dead. When the raider left I jumped up and tried to run back to the cave but ran into a raider so I turned and rain the other way but there was another raider. I was trapped.

The desk

I am at work and we had rearranged so we could move a new desk in. Both glass doors are open and the desk is huge and we keep trying to get it in the door. Katy shows up and ends up passing out. So we call 911 and the EMT’s show up and say her kidneys are failing and they have to put her on dialysis. I go and get Dad from his office and he tells me he is too busy and can’t be bothered with customer nonsense I tell him what happened and he says that is a good enough reason to leave his office. So they fly Katy to El Paso. I show up to get instruction and to tell her not to worry about Freckles and Rio that I would take them over to our house until she gets home. But she wants me to take them to a doggy day care instead. So I say ok but I don’t understand. I go to the little café/bookstore and buy a newspaper for her, but I cna not get out of the store. There is a ramp by the door made of wood. It is so smooth and polished that I keep slipping each time I try to walk up it. I look around and all the store employees are watching me. So I try again and again, until another customer comes and shows me another door to get out with. This woman and I are talking on our way to the bathroom and I am telling her how angry I was at the employees cause they didn’t tell me about the other door and were just getting a kick out of watching me. I go into the restroom, which is very narrow. I try to wash my hands but there is not enough room for this lady and me so I head back to Katy’s room.

Undercover Cave

So I am going undercover into our Junior High trying to get information on a group of teens that are running a huge crime lab. They figure me out, so I ended up in this huge cave on this island and I keep going deeper and deeper into the cave cause they are after me and I end up in this big bedroom in the cave. Then the tide rises and they have to leave but I am high enough to be safe from the water and they do not know where I am. So I come out the next day and see a whole group of people making repairs that were cause by the damage done by the tide, and I realize that this group of people is not just a few but a ton. So I have to try again to get into the group so I was going to change my look.

Forgotten Stuff

I was on this trip, chaperoning a group of kids, we left the hotel and got back from the trip when I remembers my 19” TV that I left at the hotel. I also left a blue knapsack that had the first aid supplies. So I get in my truck and drive back to the hotel to get the stuff I forgot. They had it all and then they gave me the stuff from the kids rooms and then stuff we had left from a previous trip. So the entire truck is full.

The Hotel Room

We were all at this hotel, my family and Wills’, and our room was like a house. We are suppose to check out by 10am, But we went to breakfast and didn’t get back in time. So then everyone leaves expect Brandon & Stephanie and Greg & Pricilla. I am trying to get them to help clean the place up. There are clothes everywhere and kids toys, and lots of dirty dishes. I am trying to get it cleaned up so I can get us checked out but it just gets worse and no one is helping. So I know I can’t check out until the next day. Greg and Pricilla get on a motorcycle and take off. Brandon has to leave and cannot wait until the next day cause he has to work. And then they leave and I get mad cause everyone left and all there stuff is still here all over the place. And Even Brandon and Stephanie left and we were their ride. So Will and I finally leave and after we left, I remembered I left my ring in the drawer by the sink cause I didn’t wear it while I was washing dishes.

Duplex

So we bought this house, which looks like an old furniture store that has been converted into a duplex. We bought the left side of the duplex. We are all moved in when all these RV’s and Trucks pull into our parking lot. They start pulling out their grills and start a tailgating party. We go outside to find out why these people are on our property; they start using our house, washing their dishes and baby bottles in our sink. There was a game…the Lions verse the Bills. But our place was nowhere near the stadium. I end up talking to my grandparents on the phone about this and they call the cops for us cause it is 6:30 in the morning when the party starts.

Showerhead

So I am trying to take a shower and the showerhead is on this funky twisted bar so that the head is at my waist. So I start twisting this and that until I am able to get it to face level at which point I decided it was close enough so I turn on the water and it has only one little hole spraying water the others are clogged.

Cutting nails

So I was clipping Essence’s nails and they were huge, as if they were the nails of a Lion. The nails were clear so I could see the quick. Well I cut one and it had an air pocket below the quick so then this pink slime (remember those little slimes you could buy that looked like snot this was it) started to ooze out and it was sticking to everything.

the ring

So I was at home and the toilet stopped working if you flushed one the other would overflow. So Will went outside and took off the cap to the sewer line so the water would drain in the yard instead of the house but when he did it sewer water shot out like it was a broken fire hydrant…We were covered. So I went inside and took off my ring and then went to a women body building competition. I was the last one to compete and didn’t do too bad so I was in some dress room brush my hair after having shower off all that body sweat when some guy came and asked me out. I told him thanks for the offer but I was engaged so he said I didn’t have a ring and I tried to explain why I took it off but he didn’t believe me.

Lettuce Leaf

I was getting blood. I am not sure why but I was looking at the bag of blood pumping into me and their was this lettuce leaf floating in it, to keep it from clotting. So I go on my way and I am really busy as is everyone around me when my calf starts to hurt. So I open it up and all the muscles in my calf had turned to mush. The leaf had gone through the IV and ended up in my leg. So I ended up on my stomach and Waited until Will could come and take one of those ear cleaning bulbs to suck out the mush. So then I ended up with nothing but the bone showing on the back of my leg.

(A side note: I woke up with my leg hurting this morning. Coincidence? I think not)

Evil Little Snake

So I was at this huge house that had two large tubs right next to each other in the bathroom. I had my fish and turtles in one so I could clean my aquarium. But then someone else started to clean their aquarium but they had snakes and they put them in the other tub. But one snake slithered into my tub and ate one of my turtles. I wanted to kill it so I could get by turtle back.

Journal Contest

So earth has been invaded and we are hiding out in buildings or pretending to be part of the new security force that has taken over earth. Lucas (from One tree Hill) challenges Dark Vader to Journal entry contest winner takes all. So both of them are writing away with paper all over the floor.

The Job

So I am some military group and we were sent to some area to protect it. We were staying in a huge doublewide trailer that had been abandoned. It was pretty much trashed. So I was cleaning up rooms and started with the three bedrooms. I decided to take the room next to a spare room that I could lock my dogs up in at night. After I finished the rooms I went up front and look outside and there were terrorist sneaking up the road. So I told my gang and we chased them off. I went to the kitchen and there was a terrorist he knocked me over and I shot him in the crotch with a little derringer pistol. And then threaten to shoot him again in the crotch if he got up.

Microorganisms

There are these little microorganism that build things, so you get some and they will build add-ons to your house or repair it. You just get a few of them and you don’t even have to get any materials to build they get them themselves.

Downed Plane

I went to check on a friend or a client and she and her son were beaten up. Her husband kept finding them and beating them. They had been to the shelter several times but he would still get in to hurt them so I took them and hid them in my house. This was a new house and had a backyard into a huge forest. Drake was running around and swimming in the river that ran through the backyard. I took him to the vet for a check up and while standing outside I saw this huge 747 plane fly by low to the ground, and it was missing it’s tail wings, he turned around like he was going to try and land at the airport but didn’t make it and crashed 20 feet in front of me. I took pictures of the plane on my cell phone and sent them to my boyfriend who was working. I went home and collected the woman and her son took them to the plane, as they were loading it up on a semi, and hid them in the plane so they could get out of town unseen.

The Bath

My sister and I were on a trip into Canada, we stopped to stay at this 5 star resort. Our room was huge. My sister decided to take a bath so she started the water running. She then went to the car to get something. So I checked on the bath. The tub had rocks in the bottom. The facet was spitting up rocks along with the water. So I pulled some out and they were the size of my hand. One was painted it had green grass, a blue sky, and a flagpole with an American flag. When I started pulling out other rocks they were painted like the first.

Comments

Sorry about the word security but I have been getting alot of spam in my comments lately. So I am trying to resolve the issue.

Space Pirates

So I am in a ladies group kind of like some hot model preppie cheerleader sorority group, sexy and smart. And I am fighting pirates that have kidnapped some of the girls and are trying to auction them off to the highest bidder. I am walking around with this stain glass tool, which is used to smooth out the foil, and I am using it to slit the throats of the pirates I see. And then I get to the pirate king, and I am being crafty so I am all dressed up like I am going to a ball. So I am flirting and getting closer until I am almost in his lap and waiting for the perfect moment.

Wild Things

I am at this huge school that has townhouse on it for dorm rooms and professor’s offices. So weird things are happening I went to the library to do research on the class I was taking but something was wrong and I had to rescuer 3 cats from the library. So I am back in my dorm room, which is in the townhouse next to my professor office. Anyways someone had stuck a butcher knife in the banister and then later we found snakes in the tub. So I am getting suspicious of my teacher and I go to search his office and while I am their another student shows up and see me in his office with two beers so he thinks I am sleeping with him. So I skip out pretty quick and go back to the library to get some books and I run into my prof. (who happens to be Pierce Brosen)

Then the dream ends like it was the movie Wild Things, because now I see Piece moving into the townhouse and setting up his wall of knives and his aquariums of snakes and how he follows our dorm head mistress up the steps and helps her carry in the groceries so he can take her house key and press it into some wax he has in his pocket. I woke up not knowing if he was the bad guy or I was.