Elton John

So I am with a girlfriend, who is house sitting for another friend of ours. We are discussing life in general when a lawyer friend of mine shows up. My girlfriend leaves so we are alone. He and I have this whole sexual tension and we keep trying to get together but something always happened and we don’t. We are interrupted by a call on the phone, I answer it and it is Elton John who is a good friend of the friend we are house sitting for. I have previously house sat so ended up becoming friends with Elton too. The lawyer decides to get his pants, but I offer sew up a hole in them. I just finished sewing it up when I get a page. I go outside, jump is this classic hotrod. Put up my little blue siren and take off after some criminal. I am running red lights to catch up with this guy. I live for the chase. I am freaking my lawyer friend who knows we are going to die. Guess he can’t handle it.

Cafe

We are at a restaurant, the Rainforest Café. There are 14 of us and we are waiting for our table. We finally get called and then the power goes out due to the rainstorm. So people start going outside to dance and soon we follow to dance in the rain with paper lanterns all around.

Luggage

We were going to Vegas for a week, some kind of school trip. We were in a 15-passenger van. We had all loaded up and were about 20 minutes outside of town when I remembered I forgot my luggage. More then that I forgot to even pack. I debated about telling them we had to go back, we were only a few miles out, but I was to embarrass to say anything. I didn’t know what I was going to do cause I didn’t have any money to buy any clothes

Cannonballs

I am reliving the past. I have done this all before. I am on an island with this huge mansion that is used as a hotel, school, restaurant etc. It is the only building on the island and it is the place where everything is. Around it is this huge garden that runs along the front side for miles. Off the backside it ends a quarter of a mile away at the sea. We are at war. With nowhere to go people take refuge in the sand dunes and in the mansion. I am trying to get people to go to specify places. I knew what was going to happen and I was trying to save lives. Geri was there and she was a teacher. I had he stay in her classroom. When I remembered that a cannonball would be going through that room. I went into the mansion and made her move o a room on the front side away from the attack. In the room was the owner, the lord of everything, he was still in bed. I told Geri to take care of him, which was her excuse to stay on the safe side of the building

Vegas

I am in Vegas with Will and his family. We rode this new transportation to Vegas, which is a car on a track. The car has a big bin where our entire luggage is stored. It looks more like we are moving then vacationing. We stop to at look at this store and when I turn around everyone is gone. I can’t find them. So I find a bench and sit to wait. After a while I have to go to the bathroom. So I find a restroom and am sitting on the toilet when I see that the entire floor is covered in dead cockroaches. I realize I left my shoes and my purse on the bench. So I am barefoot. It is so gross that I cannot go. So I leave, I was in the men’s room so I went to the ladies room. I have to squeeze through this tiny opening to get to the stall. The stall is so small I can barely sit. My knees are up around my chin. I am getting claustrophobic and feel myself swelling. I start freaking out that I am gonna get stuck and won’t be able to get out. Again I cannot go, I squeeze back out losing my jacket in getting out of the stall. I head back to our car and am rummaging around the back trying to find a pair of socks. Finally people show up, all happy, and I just want to leave cause I hate vegas

Congress

So I have moved to Washington DC, by some fluke I have been elected to this elite congressional position. I am 1 of 3. We are the final word on any bills, changes etc. So it is the first day, and I show up at this skyscraper that is 110 floors. It is after 8 and I am late so when I get there the elevator is already locked. So I roam around the little park outside the elevator to check everything out.

The next day Will wakes me up early so I can get there. I am at the elevator about to go in when these gold bars come across the elevator and it is too late for me to get in. I get really mad and tell the guard how ridicules this all is. So again the next day I try and this time I get on the elevator. I am suppose to go to floor 94 but that number is not available to select so I choose the closest one which is 110. There are 2 others guys in the elevator with me talking and joking. It is taking a really long time and I realized that the elevator is just going up and down and not stopping on our floors. One of the guys asked if I had put my security key in but I didn’t have one yet. So he puts his in and I finally make it to my floor.

I am at this table with 5 others, the 2 other elite congressmen and 3 assistants. We have in front of us this big paper about a huge trip to the inner of Mexico to a place called Tara Meico. I am trying to find out if this is something we have to go to cause I have to go get a passport. So one of the congressmen say we are not going because we need to spend the money in our country like helping New Orleans.

So we go make a trip to New Orleans, which is all dried up and located in the upper end of the Grand Canyon just before it gets all huge. We can see how bad the flood is because all this sand and mud has filled the canyon up to 50 feet from the top.

The Hospital

I am out front at some huge hospital. Someone I know is there so everyone is here. I needed some time away so I was out front. I saw Will, but pretended I didn’t. I went looking for a place to sit and cry. I tried sitting in the grass but there was poop all over so I couldn’t. I saw this bench on the side of the building that had some shade so I head there. When I sat down the bench jumped. I looked over and this woman had sat down on the other end. I looked at the bench and it was on a slope and her end stuck up in the air cause the sidewalk leveled out. So I tried sitting again and the bench got all wobbly. So I told her she could have it. I decided to head back inside. Will’s family saw me, and grabbed my arm. They started calling Will over. I started crying so hard I couldn’t stand.

The Theater

So I am at the Adobe Deli, which is no longer, a bar but a stage theater. There is this whole charitable event and I was drafted last minute to help with the announcements and shows, so I don’t know anything that is going on. I keep getting sent out on stage and I am reading from this monitor. It stops in mid-sentence so I make up something and cut my time on stage by 5 mins. So went I get off everyone is really nice and telling me not to go on my own and just read what was on the screen. I was suppose to go back out on stage after I get in this chicken outfit, but some other girl was in my outfit cause I wasn’t there right away. The show is over and was pretty much a disaster. People start yelling and everyone goes outside. This bull and falling over and damaged a barrel. They run off to fix it and tie up the bull before he falls again. I go back inside and start cleaning up cause I feel bad about how bad the show was. I noticed my bag moving so I opened it up and it was tigra. She must have climbed into the bag when I was getting my stuff. So I close the bag back up so she won’t get lost. Everyone is pretty much and I keep trying to get my stuff together but Tigra keeps getting out of the bag and I have to find her. I find Soot and realize that they both are here. And they both keep getting out of the bag. There is this old woman sitting at a table, and this little boy in the room choking on something. She tells me that there is nothing we can do. I got to the little boy and he has something sticking out of his mouth so I pull it out and it is phlegm, but it has the texture like the rubber glue that sticks your gift cards to paper. We have to get him to the hospital I go into the other room and there is this phlegm all over were he has been coughing it up. I grab the cats again, and tie a shirt around the bag so they can’t get out.

The Prom

I agreed to take Lani to a Prom in Cruces. I was supposed to pick her up at 7. I was leaving to go pick her up when I realized I did not have a corsage for her. There is a florist shop just a few buildings down and I can see the open sign lit up. By the time I get there it is closed. I decided to go to a grocery store to get one. I pull up to Peppers and head to the florist section. They had several corsages already made. But they had huge open roses; they offered to make me one if I wanted. I asked them to go ahead and make one with buds, because Lani was small and these ones would look funny.

So while I am waiting I turn around and Rusty is standing there reading a paper. He starts talking to me about things. I have a hard time talking to him because he doesn’t know he is dead and we are not suppose to tell him so he doesn’t freak out. So we are talking when he says your feet are huge, you must be pregnant. I told him no, but that I was getting married and that Adriana’s feet were big so she was pregnant.

The florist tells me she is ready. I turn back to tell Rusty bye, but he is gone. I get the flowers and get in my car. I am really late so I call Lani to ask where I was suppose to pick her up at her house or her mothers restaurant, I act like I have been driving around looking for her.

(at this point I am woken up with licks to the face from Drake who wants to go out)

The Tat

So Will is on leave from the military. He has been stations somewhere far away. He goes and gets this tattoo on his leg of a multi-layered chess set. One level has pieces and the next a dagger. It runs up his entire leg with 3 levels with pieces and two daggers. It takes them a really long time to do the tattoo so I am really angry with him cause he could of spent all this time with me instead of getting a tat.

The Prisoner

I am walking down this line of cells and all these prisoners tell me the same thing that they are innocent. I can tell they are all lying. I get to one prisoner and he is telling the truth. Some then try’s to stab him, and I stop it. I know that if I don’t get this guy out of prison they are going to kill him cause they all know he is innocent too. So I leave and met the guy at the prison wall, which is chain link. With the power of my mind I lifted the chain link from the bottom and dragged him under.

The Gate

I was at some conference with a group of people. Our two chaperones, a married couple, were taking us. There were two more conferences that I was not going to go to. Then I was asked to speak at the last one and I told them I would then one of the chaperones said he would call my parents. He got in a big fight with my dad over him paying for the next two conferences.

I got home and the dogs were all out. So I went to the backyard and the gates were open. Someone had let the dogs out because one gate was off the hinges. So I fixed the gate but the dogs kept getting out they started climbing the chain link fence. Drake was crawling under. I couldn’t figure out how come the fence wasn’t shocking him.

Sore

I had a sore on my knee and I kept telling people there is something wrong with it and no one believed me. Finally I took a knife and started cutting the skin around it off. When I did that I found two adult and 5 baby cockroaches. So I would stab them with the knife and flick them out until I got it clean.

I was in this house and everyone around me was Hispanic. Then these raiders came and were killing everyone. I took one man with me and showed him this cave under the stairs where we could hide. Then he fell in love with me and we got married. The raiders came again and I grabbed my daughter and we hid in the cave. I came out to try and get some food and was shot, so I played dead. When the raider left I jumped up and tried to run back to the cave but ran into a raider so I turned and rain the other way but there was another raider. I was trapped.

The desk

I am at work and we had rearranged so we could move a new desk in. Both glass doors are open and the desk is huge and we keep trying to get it in the door. Katy shows up and ends up passing out. So we call 911 and the EMT’s show up and say her kidneys are failing and they have to put her on dialysis. I go and get Dad from his office and he tells me he is too busy and can’t be bothered with customer nonsense I tell him what happened and he says that is a good enough reason to leave his office. So they fly Katy to El Paso. I show up to get instruction and to tell her not to worry about Freckles and Rio that I would take them over to our house until she gets home. But she wants me to take them to a doggy day care instead. So I say ok but I don’t understand. I go to the little café/bookstore and buy a newspaper for her, but I cna not get out of the store. There is a ramp by the door made of wood. It is so smooth and polished that I keep slipping each time I try to walk up it. I look around and all the store employees are watching me. So I try again and again, until another customer comes and shows me another door to get out with. This woman and I are talking on our way to the bathroom and I am telling her how angry I was at the employees cause they didn’t tell me about the other door and were just getting a kick out of watching me. I go into the restroom, which is very narrow. I try to wash my hands but there is not enough room for this lady and me so I head back to Katy’s room.

Undercover Cave

So I am going undercover into our Junior High trying to get information on a group of teens that are running a huge crime lab. They figure me out, so I ended up in this huge cave on this island and I keep going deeper and deeper into the cave cause they are after me and I end up in this big bedroom in the cave. Then the tide rises and they have to leave but I am high enough to be safe from the water and they do not know where I am. So I come out the next day and see a whole group of people making repairs that were cause by the damage done by the tide, and I realize that this group of people is not just a few but a ton. So I have to try again to get into the group so I was going to change my look.

Forgotten Stuff

I was on this trip, chaperoning a group of kids, we left the hotel and got back from the trip when I remembers my 19” TV that I left at the hotel. I also left a blue knapsack that had the first aid supplies. So I get in my truck and drive back to the hotel to get the stuff I forgot. They had it all and then they gave me the stuff from the kids rooms and then stuff we had left from a previous trip. So the entire truck is full.

The Hotel Room

We were all at this hotel, my family and Wills’, and our room was like a house. We are suppose to check out by 10am, But we went to breakfast and didn’t get back in time. So then everyone leaves expect Brandon & Stephanie and Greg & Pricilla. I am trying to get them to help clean the place up. There are clothes everywhere and kids toys, and lots of dirty dishes. I am trying to get it cleaned up so I can get us checked out but it just gets worse and no one is helping. So I know I can’t check out until the next day. Greg and Pricilla get on a motorcycle and take off. Brandon has to leave and cannot wait until the next day cause he has to work. And then they leave and I get mad cause everyone left and all there stuff is still here all over the place. And Even Brandon and Stephanie left and we were their ride. So Will and I finally leave and after we left, I remembered I left my ring in the drawer by the sink cause I didn’t wear it while I was washing dishes.

Duplex

So we bought this house, which looks like an old furniture store that has been converted into a duplex. We bought the left side of the duplex. We are all moved in when all these RV’s and Trucks pull into our parking lot. They start pulling out their grills and start a tailgating party. We go outside to find out why these people are on our property; they start using our house, washing their dishes and baby bottles in our sink. There was a game…the Lions verse the Bills. But our place was nowhere near the stadium. I end up talking to my grandparents on the phone about this and they call the cops for us cause it is 6:30 in the morning when the party starts.

Showerhead

So I am trying to take a shower and the showerhead is on this funky twisted bar so that the head is at my waist. So I start twisting this and that until I am able to get it to face level at which point I decided it was close enough so I turn on the water and it has only one little hole spraying water the others are clogged.

Cutting nails

So I was clipping Essence’s nails and they were huge, as if they were the nails of a Lion. The nails were clear so I could see the quick. Well I cut one and it had an air pocket below the quick so then this pink slime (remember those little slimes you could buy that looked like snot this was it) started to ooze out and it was sticking to everything.